Woman dies and Returns to Earth as Cockroach

2021.09.22 07:41 Ok_Violinist_9724 Woman dies and Returns to Earth as Cockroach

Humans will come back as cockroaches I am speaking of karma. What a beautiful term.

In my youth, the word Karma was horror film worthy. If an individual stole a pack of gum from the checkout lane, then the individual would be reborn as a cockroach, smashed under someone’s worn out shoe, then washed off with the water hose. Who want’s the guts of a beautiful cockroach smeared across the kitchen floor? As I grow older, my definition of karma warps a little bit. I find it more of a mindset. This mindset does not form naturally. The kind of mindset I speak of is more of a badge you earn after years of exposure to stupidity steaming from the American workplace. To appreciate this new definition of Karma, place yourself in a lane of high speed aggressive traffic, and you are going the wrong way. You have to train your mind to stay calm. Forget all the traffic, all the idiots with the high beam lights blinding you and trying to kill you. To understand this karma, to get to that level of mindset, you have to find pity for the crazy souls around you that are all hyped up on Xanax and depression medication. You have to think, these are some crazy individuals. 
To survive in this country of driving catastrophes, and the rats that hide in the comforting shadows of twisted life forms, the exercise of karma must begin.
 The karma understanding individual has to freeze everything to a standstill, and remember, the pill popping individuals are some real twisted in the head kind of scum. The calm, karma-understanding individual knows how to stay the hell out of the way of oncoming traffic. What can the basket cases of society say to bother the karma-understanding person? You have to remind yourself that you are sane. If you join the sewer rats, the little clicks of society, you are creating your karma, a pattern of daily rituals to continue until you set your mind free. If you join in on the complaining, the backstabbing, and plotting, then at the end of the day, you will become a zombie popping Xanax machine, trying to block out the horrors of becoming a smeared cockroach on the bottom of your coworker’s shoe. Karma, it’s a beautiful mindset. 
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2021.09.22 07:41 unknowinglysimping Left hand vs. Right hand

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2021.09.22 07:41 joeyherne How do I turn off the marketing notifications without turning off the order notifications?

As is I have had to turn all of the notifications off because I don’t want spam.
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2021.09.22 07:41 ambarcapoor Can you please help me with the translation?

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2021.09.22 07:41 Timely-Spray5284 This is Daisy and she has just gotten spayed

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2021.09.22 07:41 lukekarasa Anyone know a home-body or family who wants an amazing cat?

My wife and I recently adopted a cat. It's our first and turns out my wife is unfortunately severely allergic. We wish it hadn't been a surprise but alas, shit happens.
We are looking for someone to take him. He's just over a year old and absolutely wonderful (friendly, social, confident, curious, playful, litter trained, beautiful - small tabby, and you can even pet his belly - that's saying something if you know cats). I grew up fostering cats for the kitsap humane society and know a rare cat when I find one.
He is from a cat adoption center and was with many other cats, so we know he's at least tolerant of them. Not sure about dogs. We ask for a home-body or family because he loves being with people and people that are gone a lot wouldn't be a good fit.
We have some food, bowls, litter, litter box, scoop, a cat tower, bed and a couple toys. He's chipped, neutered and healthy. We'd like to speak with anyone interested and see if they'd be a good fit for him before letting him go. Please message me if interested.
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2021.09.22 07:41 CapstoneWarrior Why is my Dad being sent to a nursing home for rehab?

He had a very nasty break that required 5 surgery's to fix. He's not super healthy but, still treatable. He's 58 and STILL working. The doctor said he'd be able to rtw by dec. So, why is his insurance denying him rehab and sending him to a nursing home?
They won't help. The nursing homes near us are terribly run and will not help. He can not walk and is bed ridden. he needs PT till his leg is healed. This is beyond belief stupid.
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2021.09.22 07:41 LonigroC What is a reoccurring nightmare that has stuck with you that seems to not go away?

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2021.09.22 07:40 nadabim a cozy mushroom

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2021.09.22 07:40 telex_bot Több középiskolában kötelező maszkot hordani

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2021.09.22 07:40 ripvic2k16 MyTeam completely bugged

Card designs won’t load in and also can’t even play a game, has this happened to anyone else??? Happened after I was trying to do custom logo stuff last night but they didn’t load so I got off
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2021.09.22 07:40 AncapNomad Does anyone know if BBTS takes PayPal Pay in 4 plans?

I was about to make a fairly large purchase but I was unsure if they would accept a pay in 4 plan. $50 over time is a little bit better than $200 up front.
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2021.09.22 07:40 ins3rt_nam3_her3 I'm looking for a kid named gabriel

You can't help me find him so move on. He knows who he is and he knows me. I need to talk to him so if your not him go away. This is the only way I know how to reach him.
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2021.09.22 07:40 abilliontwo “The Things,” a short story companion piece to John Carpenter’s “The Thing,” recounting the events of the film from the perspective of the alien.

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2021.09.22 07:40 The-Techie US Sanctions First Crypto Exchange For Alleged Ransomware Ties

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2021.09.22 07:40 ilixe What is something horrible that you did, but was justifiable?

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2021.09.22 07:40 giantcumstain you just gotta shoot ur shot!!

I learned that you need to stop worrying about if they are gonna reject you or not. If you have a crush on someone at the moment, just go for it!!!! A relationship can never begin if you dont take that chance.
I think you will know when they like you back. And if you have that feeling, stop doubting and say something before they lose interest.
And if you do get rejected, it wont hurt as bad as you think it will. Sure, the friendship will be a bit awkward but now you know how they feel and you can move on and find other people.
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2021.09.22 07:40 ecdolphins I just wanted to give every member a hug today.

If I offended I am sorry....If I helped your day Please pass it on😀
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2021.09.22 07:40 xcitor SideShift.ai is hiring Backend Engineer

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2021.09.22 07:40 BappoGang8055 Completely honest

Honestly speaking, this season 5 just did not hit the same… lots of screaming and shooting and going wild and no more calculated movements which is what I loved! The professors genius from the first seasons turned into episodes of trying to know Tokyo’s older lover who no one cares about (although I still loved Tokyo). Seemed like Netflix just wanted to drag out this money machine as long as they could and made this season 5. There is literally not enough story for a season 5. Instead of the actual heist there’s hoursss worth of flashback and story from everyone. And although I appreciate Nairobi and Berlin, I just can’t help but think that this season 5 was so so low on content that the flashbacks were so heavy on time. Plus the fact that an insane song like Bella Ciao wasn’t even played once?? Stolkhom is just absolutely annoying and we don’t see enough of professor at all. Mann this show went downhill :((
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2021.09.22 07:40 emuatemydingo Commie Redditor Moment

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